vaginastew: when someone ignores you forever and then randomly talks to u and expects everything to be ok w h a t
Being born is like being kidnapped. And then sold into slavery.– Andy Warhol (via lionskeleton)
that one needs to die because he’s being a jerk– my mom talking to the lobsters at Red Lobster (via tampaxsuperstar)
I have opened myself up for Facebook's scorn.
SCORN ME, FACEBOOK. SCORN ME THOROUGHLY.
jokeseph: how the fuck do humans survive in anime i mean fuck how does anyone its like this giant creature punches you into the ground and you take out half the floor or you make an imprint in the concrete wall and they just grunt some and have some slash lines on their face
When people say something sarcastically.
And then top it all off with “not”.
clam-jam: abs are really gross in my opinion ¯\_(ツ)_/¯